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annehathawillannehathaway:

watching 16 and pregnant makes me really, really happy I’m gay


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When I try to get off tumblr

sodamnrelatable:

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tsunderegirlfriend: Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

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Two secrets towards happiness: do what you love and do who you love. Simple, really. 



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su1c1d3blond3:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bunny: HUMAN LOOK

I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D

i cant handle this cuteness

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i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.